Michelangelo’s Dream of The Holy Family In Egypt

“The government you elect
is the government you deserve.”
~ Thomas Jefferson

Man’s ego is inflated,
his laws outdated,
they don’t apply no more.
You can’t rely no more to
be standin’ around waitin’
In the home of the brave
Jefferson turnin’ over in his grave
Fools glorify themselves,
trying to manipulate Satan
And there’s a slow, slow train
comin’ up around the bend
~ Bob Dylan

Dracul Van Helsing

Michelangelo’s Dream of The Holy Family In Egypt

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was fast asleep 💤 on his waterproof pillow in his aquarium at the Set Enterprises laboratory.

He was dreaming about Egypt some two millennia ago.

Egypt was ruled by a Pharaoh who had a toupee hair piece made out of red spider monkey fur.

The colour of the toupee was a vomit 🤮 inducing to look upon urine coloured golden yellow that looked extremely grotesquely unnatural.

Even Pharaoh’s daughter the Princess Ananka Ivanka had commented on the grotesque appearance of her father’s hair.

The Pharaoh’s name was Donaldramses Twitterakhten (German Egyptologists pronounced the last two syllables of his last name achtung).

Donaldramses Twitterakten built huge monuments to himself that would have made Percy Shelley’s Ozymandias look like the epitome of humility.

One of the things he intended to build was a huge wall on Egypt’s border with Palestine…

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15 thoughts on “Michelangelo’s Dream of The Holy Family In Egypt”

    1. Thanks Ivor. As you no doubt
      have noticed, I’m very reluctant
      to make comment on the
      political affairs of others.
      Goodness knows, we’ve had
      enough foreign interference
      here in Oz. So I’m happy to
      let others do it for me.
      Especially someone as
      knowledgeable and succinct
      as Dracul Van Helsing
      (a.k.a. Chris).

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