The Tower of Song

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With more skat
than a stray cat
can poke his eyeballs at
the punk
in the Midnight Choir
starts to twist and shout
Yet …
the All in All
all too beautiful
for even a bird on a wire
to sing about
Like that
concert hall in Vienna
where your lips
were so warm and wet
Getting a feel
of the real deal
… that love thing
Upon a mission
a royal commission
seeking foremost
the rock solid Kingdom
It all starts from within
Seizing the living moment
Best be in it
to win

And Leonard Cohen
he’s moved on
to the Tower of Song

To find truth
without love
or at least a trace
of faith and hope
like trying to climb
the highest peak
of Mount Everest
naked
without oxygen
or even a rope
Not saying it can’t be done
but man …
sounding much like
a clanging gong
in the Temple
of a world gone wrong
Or have I found
that love thing?
From the mire
of the dire basement
that we’re standing in
try as you might
to sight the heavens
across the endless skies
Far better
in the light
seeing the world
through heaven’s eyes
Heart and Soulful
Holy Mindfulness
is the rightful place
where we all belong

And Leonard Cohen
he’s moved on
to the Tower of Song

I too
have tried
in my way
to be free
If it be your will
then let it be
Yet
here on earth
they sentenced me
to forty years of mayhem
for spying
the celebrants
of sin
Tell me
where does
this world end
and the next begin?
Because
I don’t like your
toxic culture mister
And I don’t like
the choir
you’re singing in
I don’t like Big Brother’s
twisted little sister
The King
of everything
He’s coming back
He’s coming to reward them
The King of hearts
and minds
the Prince of Peace
returning
But first
we seek the Kingdom
Then let freedom ring

And Leonard Cohen
he’s moved on
to the Tower of Song

I’ve been buried
and I’ve been dug up
I call it grace amazing
You called it dumb luck
And thank you
for those items
that you sent me
The stone monkey
and the ink
under my skin
I’ve tunnelled
towards the light
and now I’m ready
First
we occupy the Kingdom
then
let the revolution begin

Yes … Jesus was a sailor
when he walked upon the water
Seeking the lost at sea
and the drowning
The stranger
the gambler
and me

And Leonard Cohen
he’s sailing on
to the Tower of Song

Through all
the rise and fall
the pulp fiction
from hell’s kitchen
I really like
to walk
that tightrope, baby
I really like
to hear
those Sirens sing
But to see that nightmare
of deception
prowling through creation
Jesus told us
yes he told us
Kingdom starts with

Remember me?
I use to to live
without rhyme or reason
Remember me?
I plugged your Hi-Fi in
You loved me as a loser
You’d hate
to ever see me win
With Christ Jesus
my ship has finally
come in
No longer tied
to a kitchen chair
With a Glory
and a broken Hallelujah!
But first
we take the Kingdom
Losing it all to win

And Leonard Cohen
he’s moved on
to the Tower of Song

I’m counselled
by a whisper
from the heavens
Once I was blinded
by visions in a spin
Now it’s …
So long Chicken Maryland
That frozen turkey
who nearly did me in
For now I’m guided
by the beauty of creation
and a thirst
for the Kingdom
where I first heard
those angels sing
Jesus told us
yes he told us
Kingdom begins within

And Leonard Cohen
he’s singing along
from the Tower of Song

~ by David B. Redpath © 2017-20

Artwork;
‘La Musica Sacra’
~ by Luigi Mussini

Photography:
David B. Redpath © 2017-20

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6,405 thoughts on “The Tower of Song”

  1. a bus full of Chinese tourists
    a bus full of flaccid dongs
    mental female-penetrators
    at one point in youth
    masturbation
    now
    just a visual
    a few words on a page
    meaningless chatter from a comrade
    a ripe-fig vulva, a ripe-fig orifice
    our creator’s circle of grasp

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  2. a busload of Chinese tourists
    who whisper to one another
    about moving their bowels
    a life-force brought to light
    a deeper source than the penis
    (the bus driver was nervous)
    everyone had a small amount of lubricant
    enough for a healthy poop, a slick exit

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    1. A busload of Chinese tourists
      aboard the Jerusalem Shuttle
      taking them promised Land photographs
      dancing to the Harlem Shuffle
      Thankfully they let me be
      with a jaded oriental princess
      A China doll with a french poodle
      It was all very chinoiserie

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  3. ++++++POETRY WORKSHOP++++++
    sniffing the crotch of a man
    with neck sweat
    Elizabeth Taylor the young attractive horse
    riding long enough for the jeans to get soaked
    trousers so tight they’re illegal on Sunday
    (+) unsheathing for the pleasure of others

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  4. Cowboy Junction in Placebo Town
    a source of paraphernalia
    Masculine Firearms
    Stetsons and Boots
    +++horsemanship+++
    in and out of the bedroom
    voyeurs watching themselves
    masturbate
    voyeurs watching themselves
    masturbate with others
    hard edge males
    delicate enough to be loved
    hard edge males
    loving themselves

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    1. spawned in the fumes
      of Big Petroleum
      the Volunteers of Placebo Town
      heroes of a pseudo revolution
      watch as the clockwork winds down
      on a broken forsaken game
      Like a desert mirage
      there goes the time
      for every purpose under heaven
      The confected outrage
      of a plastic generation
      Pawns praying for the drawing
      of a lost Age of Aquarius
      but all I can hear is Alex DeLarge
      kicking and singing in the rain
      The clockwork turning
      from green to orange

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  5. pornographic wrestling
    openly homosexual
    handsome men
    weightless
    touched with shade
    final lateness
    proud
    +++++++++
    touched with shade
    years of schooling and no one noticed
    years of Sunday School without a peep
    living willy-nilly
    promised delay
    promise proud

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  6. a circle of gents touched by shade
    agonies galore
    the full harvest
    came up short
    infant appetites
    at the titty bar
    where
    female internal conflict
    is jammed far from sight
    love-making jelly coated
    (+) I didn’t actually go in……just up to the entrance
    (+) I was so deep I could feel her heart beat
    @ loss of self with an intensity of pleasure

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    1. Passive Aggressive Tenderness
      … a boycott on ice
      With no wet market in Nazareth
      hunger is always a risk
      Disneyland aboard a tourist bus
      When will the madness stop?
      Since the last border the bus driver
      is acting all crazy talking to himself

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    1. Thanks a whole lot
      Multiple Michaels
      I’m changing the name
      of my punk tribute band
      ‘The Loch Ness Pickles’
      to ‘Reproductive Snot’
      in honour of the Sex Pistols
      With the name change
      we’re sure to win hearts
      going fully viral . . . and
      shooting straight up the charts

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    2. the wisdom of the ancients
      eaten for lunch by the tour guides
      and a busload of foreign agents
      with their thousand-year-old eggs
      but too much Confucius
      has left the bus driver nervous
      dazed and confused
      as he drives us to the very edge
      being over thirty …
      and partly human
      I should’ve seen what was coming
      Chairman Mao riding shotgun
      headlong into a capital conundrum
      The collision was deafening

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  7. me Momma
    me Poppa
    could never say no to family picnics
    every bite of food was an apology
    I was the seed that germinated
    given the very best
    appendages
    father was a stallion
    mother, ferocious in the bedroom
    ++++++destructive creation++++++
    reproduction was obscene
    behind locked doors
    pitch dark with
    closed eyes

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  8. wisdom of the ancients
    what a joke
    eat, poop
    reproduce
    or pretend to reproduce
    only homosexuals masturbate
    only lesbians masturbate
    heterosexuals hide in the bushes
    and rape
    HIDE IN THE BUSHES AND RAPE
    wisdom of the ancients:
    we are the author, text, and subject
    of the future

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    1. My Scottish punk tribute band
      ‘The Loch Ness Pickles’
      was a surefire pussy magnet
      A chance to get out from behind
      the desolate suburban bushes
      … all proud and upfront
      So now I regret the name change
      to ‘Reproductive Snot’
      Once we were hailed
      but now we’re disowned
      by our hallowed
      highland barbarian ancestors

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  9. daydreams about a private place of contemplative joy
    reality:
    a daily public arena
    where the frustrations
    line your underwear in sandpaper
    you walk about rubbing your nut sac raw
    lunges and side-steps and urine dribble burn

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  10. the sniffer dogs exhausted
    snot trails in all directions
    Johnny Law on the prowl
    Michael in equals
    comfortable
    upholstered with narcotics
    the night porter
    says, “only eat one”
    and one is too much
    fire-spouts at night
    Dragon is in town
    I can smell Harlem

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  11. unsaid or half-said thoughts
    heavy corpse-like limbs
    being drug around
    on television
    characters
    have conversations
    younger folks finding themselves
    treacherous grade school theatre students
    (+) the knot of reality, contraceptive intercourse
    (+) words ejaculated into the mouth and swallowed

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    1. Within the space of a breath
      whilst playing
      in my grandfather’s garden
      I was transported to the heart
      of Chaco Canyon
      As I stepped outside
      the wheel of time
      my Puebloan shaman
      gave me a singular choice
      of seven spatial dimensions
      saying …
      “You must choose but one.
      This is the place where
      the eagle and the serpent
      arise every morning.”
      Are you to fly in the spirit,
      or crawl in the skin?”
      More a simple enquiry
      than a Hopi warning

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    1. One of Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy’s
      legs was a quarter of an inch shorter
      than the other. I was reliably informed
      by Town & Country Magazine that
      Jackie Kennedy would have one shoe
      in each pair affixed with a quarter-inch
      lift to its heel. No Reader’s Digest ever
      told me that.

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      1. praise the heavens that you’re reading the high and mighty
        Town & Country Magazine
        sadly, chiropractors love to make money from the fact
        that 99% of Americans have one leg longer than the other
        at one time I had a longer right leg
        poor Jackie was constantly aware of social expectations
        the need to assume a sexually oppositional position
        Jackie was to be the shoe for a male foot
        to be penetrated and worn for display

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      2. Aristotle Onassis
        became the heel
        who gave Jackie’s leg
        a corrective lift
        proving conclusively
        that lots of money can
        have an uplifting effect
        That is if the shoe fits
        … of course
        No amount of cash
        will buy you a bigger portion
        No enlarged nozzle for Aristotle
        He was no JFK
        born with a silver spoon
        and a golden shoehorn

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  12. autofellatio : curse of the lazy
    embarrassingly upside down
    3 day old pubic hair
    any and all activity
    conducted on his own
    (+) right before sleep, a voice says, “penis seems
    out of proportion”
    (+) at the Honeymoon Hotel suite in total
    darkness, a voice says, “penis seems
    out of proportion”

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    1. Town & Country Magazine
      the flagship of diluted good taste
      is a proud Placebo publication
      widely read by those of power
      and influence
      Whereas Reader’s Digest
      is for the condensed
      who prefer their light reading
      in bite sized portions
      Town & Country Magazine
      has declared Poetry Workshop
      to be a terrorist organisation
      It’s a lot to digest
      after much poetic regurgitation
      but the editor never gets
      things out of proportion

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  13. Town and Country Magazine
    ——————-young socialites
    ——————-cafe society
    bubble gum journalism
    movie stars with perfect teeth
    their daughters exposed like harlots
    everyone happy
    unlimited funds
    fruitcake with real nuts
    (+) the editor of T & C magazine, Stellene Volandes doesn’t pack proportion

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    1. like mother … like daughter
      Town & Country Magazine is
      where the country club members
      of Placebo Town let their hair down
      and make the Sloane Ranger scene
      Jeffrey Epstein’s favourite read
      whilst interning Ghislaine
      Big Daddy Maxwell knew exactly
      what that means
      like father … like daughter
      Pimps and hookers
      of the highest calibre
      with their nouveau riche customers
      and lickspittle lawyers
      mounting each other over a pair
      of Tres Outlaws’ cowboy boots
      At Town & Country Magazine
      we’ll all miss her so very much
      Poor little orphan Ghislaine
      now stuck in the big house
      and on Rolex Daytona suicide watch

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  14. in a corrupt world
    where every saint is a sinner
    Jeffrey Epstein
    was not granted the right to be himself
    somewhere, someone came up with a magic age
    when whores were no longer whores but rather children
    whores on display
    starving children watching the parade
    wishing they were whores
    abused and neglected children
    wishing they were whores
    bored and horny children
    wishing they were whores

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    1. As it is in Placebo Town
      a world soon to end
      of greed without restraint
      where heads is tails
      Jeffrey Epstein
      was seen as a saint
      and his accusers
      slutty little criminals
      On the other hand
      Jeffrey saw himself
      as a superior “transhuman”
      A blood sucking vampire
      with an insatiable hunger
      for virginal young flesh
      Now that the game is up
      with all innocence lost
      will he be pleased
      to finally meet his boss?
      Did he even know his name?
      Yes … I have sympathy
      for Jeffrey Epstein
      along with with all the staff
      here at Town & Country Magazine

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    1. giving till it’s gone
      loving with a blast
      turning right from wrong
      waiting to come last
      daily dying
      to forever live
      slow to put down
      and quick to forgive
      from the perspective
      of Placebo Town
      the Kingdom snow globe
      does tend to look
      a little upside down

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  15. all the young girls in America
    tuned into some nature of media
    are overdosed on Epstein and Ghislaine
    “pimp momma Ghislaine had that flop daddy squirming”
    (+) how many times did they actually have intercourse with Epstein ?
    (+) how many times the future husband drunk and rough ?
    what a life they lived
    here, there, with everyone
    a glorious balloon in the breeze
    an epic Hallmark card
    better than blue cheese farts at a poker game
    all the young girls in America
    thinking about the rewards
    given to the underage whores
    a lifetime of money changing hands
    a beautiful sound no matter the hour
    “may be I should be a whore”

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    1. “Maybe I should be a whore?
      I’ve been giving it away to any
      randy boy who’s come to my door.”

      “Who says you ain’t already!”
      replies a voice from under the floor
      “I can see you’ve got what it takes,
      and a little bit more. Just think of the
      money, honey, and what it can score.”

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    1. Careful with that axe, Eugene
      I lost track of it after Noah’s flood
      so you never know where it’s been
      Once covered with Abel’s blood
      and buried deep in hell’s kitchen
      where the axeman grinds away
      hidden behind a peek-a-boo screen
      There Placebo Town’s finest diners
      often come to meet and greet him

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  16. the need to reproduce
    unquestionable
    unchallengeable
    (+) educated essentialist perspective
    my friend works with long-term domestic lesbians
    at lunch they discuss women on the look-out:
    ………………..an adventure outside the bed death at home
    ………………..a more secure bond

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    1. a persistent friend
      from the wild side of lesbian
      is a friend indeed
      I should’ve shown her
      more love and affection
      but she insisted
      there really wasn’t any need
      especially after
      a taste of her heroin

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  17. question of the day:
    was I among the last to smoke cigarettes in the backseat of the bus ?
    I went to college across the street from the White House
    my girlfriend worked a couple of blocks away
    we rode the bus together
    witchcraft on wheels
    bug-eyed on drugs
    she who could cast a spell with ease
    constantly caught up in the pleasing prospect

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    1. it seems to come natural
      for some
      or is it supernatural?
      where on Earth does it come from?
      what God has put together
      like a streak of rolling thunder
      is it a sneak peek
      of the Kingdom to come?
      I can’t wait to be blown asunder
      till that sweet day
      all I know
      is that love is the answer
      in the back of the bus
      there’s always something happening
      something young
      with something green
      and a packet of rice paper
      but high flying stoner beware
      of the tiolet smoke detector

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    2. I heard word of
      an International Spy Museum
      near the White House
      over there in Washington
      I once applied to be an intern
      but they decided
      I was some alien communist
      a would be double agent
      from another planet
      in my Che Guevara t-shirt
      I told them I only wear it
      for a bit of shit-stirring fun
      and to annoy the crap
      out of those running dog
      bourgeois capitalists
      but they just wouldn’t listen?

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  18. what can you say about a woman
    who avoids being seen
    in direct bulb-light ?
    when the storm came to town
    she ran from leaky roof
    to leaky roof
    lovers, young and old
    murky, unclean, suffocating
    Baby Doll wearing a diaper pad

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    1. it was just the other night
      I ended up at some sleazy
      kosher karaoke bar
      (a busload of Chinese tourists
      had coerced me into going there)
      and to my surprise
      the night manager
      was up singing and dancing
      along with our bus driver
      to one of Placebo Town’s
      favourite wedding songs …

      🎶 I feel it with my talons
      I feel it in your bones
      The curse is all around you
      And so the feeling grows
      I had it written
      In the Malleus Maleficarum
      It’s everywhere you go, oh yes it is
      So if you’d like some head trauma
      Come on, let’s put on a show, oh

      You know I hate you, I always will
      My mind’s made up by the way that I feel
      There’s no beginning, there’ll be no end
      ‘Cause on my hatred you can depend

      I see your body before me
      Just lying there dead
      I kinda get to thinking
      Of all the things you never said
      oh yes I do 🎶

      Just then the lights when out
      and the sound system blew
      Obviously no one was expecting
      a subterranean tornado
      Sadly our bus driver
      has never been seen again
      but the night manager reappeared
      from under the rubble
      in a rather lovely crimson tuxedo
      and was keen to get on with the show

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    1. the very ground
      in which those weeds grow
      is currently cursed
      seeds blowing in the wind
      paradise lost
      taking a holiday in Haiti
      snakes hidden in the grass
      all smooth and friendly
      with a vice like grip
      humanity on dry ice
      praying to the economy
      as goodness goes on hiatus
      to a very nice retirement resort
      in a fully equipped slave colony
      so … If you don’t believe me
      just take a trip to sunny Haiti
      you may even find
      it beats living in Miami

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  19. anonymous trespassing
    combination attraction
    repulsion
    light anatomical kissing
    deviant oral satisfaction
    behind the stereotypes
    almost out of sight
    she would park the car
    near the subway entrance
    strip down
    and beg for a better
    understanding
    (+) leaking from her atomizer

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    1. my old dog
      gave me kennel cough
      my ex wife
      gave me hepatitis
      luckily for me
      I was immune to both
      having already died
      of feline enteritis
      the pussy I caught it off
      got to feel
      my unbridled wrath
      until she meowed
      “Enough is enough!”
      and my old bog barked
      “You’re being too ruff!”
      every one had said
      I was one anorexic cat
      I just thought
      they were being nice
      as no one likes
      to be seen as fat
      not even
      by three blind mice

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  20. who gave the snakeskin-jacketed guy
    permission to visit Eden ?
    murder darkens the guilt
    Eve was a first
    having no mother or female relatives
    her vulva was perhaps swollen
    and brightly colored
    one sniff
    and religion just became words
    floating in the sky like clouds

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    1. Chiaroscuro Del Placebo

      Who gave the sheep’s clothing
      to that ravenous wolf?
      That dude in the snakeskin boots?
      I always try to look on the bright
      side of this most curious life,
      at the abundance of blessings
      rather than the cavalcade of strife.
      Never more than one can handle
      when unbeaten against the anvil.
      To see a shining countenance,
      to find the love surrounding us,
      rather than looking up the address
      of a transient curse.
      To be kissed sky high, rather than
      tossed and lost in a deep purple haze.
      Through the looking-glass
      much big picture darkness
      can be seen, yet it comes and goes
      like a passing phase, a big dose of zero.
      Shadows chasing shelter in the shade
      of a counterfeit placebo.
      Despite my numerous venomous
      inhalations, God has been good to me.
      . . . He’s kept me breathing
      so I can count all the ways.
      My imperfections are temporary,
      lost in the perfect promise
      of a heaven’s eternity.

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  21. counterfeit Placebo, the bride unfolded
    the lack of a palpable hole
    rendered significant
    a new challenge
    a cavalcade
    of strife
    (+) homosexuals remove the exit sign
    a cavalcade of strife
    grooms circle the block
    no one utters a single word

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    1. I use to ride
      with the Knights Templa
      the once notorious motorcycle gang
      headquartered at the luxurious
      Temple Placebo
      Way back when
      the Archangel Samael
      known locally
      as the Head Hunting Honcho
      was the leader of the pack
      His wife Lilith
      was no run-of-the-mill bikie moll
      She was fully equipped
      to love an immortal to death
      Strangely enough
      to be initiated as a Knight Templa
      meant surviving
      a single night with her
      at the Honeymoon Hotel
      (how I got my Knights Templa patch
      is a traumatic story too soon to tell)
      Needless to say
      the membership soon dried up
      In great despair
      the Archangel Samael grew a pair
      (of wings) and flew far away
      so his son Diabolos
      took over as gang leader
      He’s still raising hell to this very day

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  22. playing peekaboo
    with the mushroom
    in his trousers
    ——————–
    MALE disobediences
    ——————–
    subtle disturbances
    can go unnoticed
    but a yank
    or a stroke
    and the pepper
    grows hot

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    1. Usery in the U.S.A.
      “Neither a borrower
      nor a lender be . . . ”
      Payday benders
      is the national sport
      of the proletariat
      and the retail addict
      That not so cheap credit
      is a financial rort
      A rich hand
      in a poor man’s wallet
      Privilege and entitlement
      “It’s been an absolute pleasure
      to empty out your bank account.”
      One man’s treasure
      is another man’s poverty
      That was the actual theory
      behind the credit card experiment

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  23. nonexistent personage, The Michaels
    sometimes they pop up from the mud
    they smile proud
    knowing little to nothing
    generous with the small talk
    giving more than getting
    a hand in the pants
    rubber-legged
    at the motel

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    1. On the third day of Christmas
      Xi Jinping gave to me
      three Chinese raccoon dogs
      two endangered pangolins
      and a bat from that notorious
      Wuhan Virology Laboratory
      (obviously an escapee)
      with a note saying
      “Merry Christmas
      You Decadent Capitalist!”
      I thought that was very nice
      Xi being a godless communist

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  24. amount given—amount taken
    peering into other people
    peering
    into their bums
    into their pee holes
    making small talk
    about assembly-line poetry
    sex with total strangers
    tighter, angrier than the spouse

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    1. Finger painting is in fashion
      amongst the macaroni artists
      of Placebo Town
      since the great pasta shortage
      brought their jumping castle down
      The fallout was so dramatic
      that crayons got broken
      Even the play-doh was left to rot
      forsaken in the acid rain
      and unable to be eaten
      as all the party clowns
      faced imminent starvation
      The surviving art underground
      arose with a standing ovation

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      1. FedEx
        got my package
        just in time
        before the deadline
        for a white Christmas
        delivery sublime
        “It’s not just a package
        … It’s my business.”
        Thank you FedEx
        I even have one
        for the Duchess of Sussex

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  25. just what one needs
    a pill
    to go deeper and deeper
    into one self
    way past the Michaels
    and any chance to be rescued
    Life Without Creation:
    hemorrhoids, rather than children
    petrified semen on the sheets

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    1. There is a place
      somewhere between
      heaven and hell
      where you can clearly hear
      the brooding silence
      of Ghislaine Maxwell
      Just below the surface
      beneath the witness stand
      the fast and the licentious
      are making the most
      of their borrowed time
      The Universe watches
      as the jury decides
      if her pimping of innocence
      her aiding and abetting
      in the seduction of children
      is a respectable profession
      or a heinous crime
      Since Michael Jackson
      it would seem to have become
      a favourite pastime
      of the furtive rich and infamous
      not just the diabolically religious

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    1. at poetry workshop
      some excavate
      while others cover up
      shadows and reflections
      of love and hate
      from an overflowing cup
      with revelations unwritten
      every journey is a poem
      every voyager a prism

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  26. respectable men wear starving children
    as footwear
    unhappy that they are uncomfortable
    respectable men fill potholes in the road
    with starving children
    unhappy that they wash out so quickly
    respectable men use starving children
    as bait on their fishhooks
    unhappy that kittens work better

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    1. blowing in from the west
      a morning tornado rocking
      the living in Miami
      moving on to the Caribbean
      and along the east coast
      as a team of trained assassins
      from the Halal Poetry Workshop
      known as The Fruits of Islam
      seeking to strike a fatal blow
      are on the hunt for Michael X
      Only the Placebo Prophet
      and the Weatherman knows
      what’s to come next
      … so stay tuned
      to Mohammed’s Radio
      for meaningless updates
      from Ramadan till Christmas

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  27. poetry workshop topics:
    semen spilt at the gallows-foot
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    was it God that made a woman a repository ?
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    straight sperm have nonphysical relationships
    gay sperm copulate

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    1. Those Fruits of Islam assassins
      after failing their mission
      were ordered back to Damascus
      by the Halal Poetry Workshop
      and thrown off the tallest building
      after a brief ceremonial beheading
      Never fail the poetry Caliphate
      If only those jihadis had gone
      straight for their Miami target
      the ever elusive infidel Michael X
      instead of hanging out at that
      disreputable Turkish bathhouse
      and smoking the hookah pipe
      they’d now be the poetic heroes
      rather than headless in Damascus
      A fate somewhat worse is being stuck
      with a bunch of Chinese tourists
      aboard an airport shuttle bus

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