BAT BOY IS INNOCENT!

Bat Boy is innocent!
He was nowhere near Wuhan at
the time. Bat Boy was off on his
honeymoon with Pan Demonium
(the last surviving pangolin on the
mainland), touring a Beijing Market.
Wet as a Burmese junkie down a
flooded jade mine. A very happy
ending story after escaping that
Institute of Virology laboratory.
2020 has taken all the glee out of
an American High School musical.
So . . .
This November
Don’t forget to vote!
. . . BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT 🦇

Could a mutant bat child do any worse?

Artwork ;
Multiple Michael

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55 thoughts on “BAT BOY IS INNOCENT!”

    1. I broke a golden rule of mine with
      this post, Liz. I usually never make
      fun of the geriatrically disabled
      (not Bat Boy, the Twitter–in–Chief).
      … But from the safety of distance
      (some 10,000 miles) most of us in
      Oz are in a state of disbelief at what
      is going on in the U.S. 😱

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      4. My morning fortune cookie read,
        “May You Live In Interesting Times!”.
        I returned it to the fortune cookie
        shop and asked for my money back.
        The proprietor said, “Bad luck, Jack,
        you got the cookie you deserve. But
        this November, please don’t forget to
        remember, vote Bat Boy for President.

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  6. Those of us here are in a state of disbelief. Come November, it will get worse. What are our choices? Twitter McTrump from the Roy Cohn Gangster Party or Creepy, Grabby Joe Biden from the Alzheimers Party. Yay for us.

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    1. When did U.S. Presidental politics
      become a geriatric beauty contest?
      A brave decision by the Democrats
      to weed out from the race all the
      dynamic young idealist contenders
      who haven’t yet been completely
      corrupted, like swamp pigs with
      their snouts in the trough. I guess
      playing it small, and safe, is how democracy ends up in a big mess.

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      2. If I was born in the USA 🇺🇸
        I’d vote for Bruce Springsteen 😎
        He was born to run for the
        Libertarian Party. No one throws a
        a party like a Rock ‘n’ Roll libertine 🎸

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      5. Nope. Born in the USA, he Dances in the Dark, after his Downbound Train arrived in his Hometown…Nebraska? After all, he was On Fire with a Hungry Heart and needed a Human Touch in the Tunnel of Love. Bobby Jean, after Working on the Highway in Darlington County, donned a Brilliant Disguise in a Pick Cadillac. Both were Trapped, Goin’ Down but, didn’t Surrender. It was Murder, Incorporated.

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      6. Jeepers Creepers!
        Looks like we’ve found
        the right boss for the job.
        Bruce Lee would’ve been
        my first choice, of Bruce,
        to enter the dragon 🐲
        Unfortunately, apparently,
        you need proof of life
        to be a Chinese Candidate
        (the Russians have had a turn)
        in a U.S. Presidential Election.
        Who knew!?
        But I’m sure that Springsteen,
        the Boss, will chase that dragon,
        kick it’s scaly arse, steal it’s
        looted treasure, and then
        smoke it for good measure 😎

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    1. Bat Boy 🦇 is a candidate of the
      third kind 🙈🙉🙊 So he’s a good
      fit for the Libertarian Party 👽
      He’s even asked Ozzy Osbourne 🥴
      to be his running mate, the next
      President of Vice 😎

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