The dark side is sucking my happy happy joy joy *sing* right out of me as of late, so I’m THRILLED so come across the light side! Thank you Young Skywalker! 🙂
Darth Mall snuck in one last
shopping expedition before a
complete Federation lock down 🔒
Luckily he got to buy that cute
little Ewok to keep him some
isolation company, Valerie 😎
My Sith apprentice, Darth Musk,
has been working on the problem.
He has developed the Elon long
life solar powered lightsaber☀️🔦
The only problem is I like to fight
at night 🌃 And preferably on the
dark side of the Moon 🌚 as befits
a Dark Side of the Force champion,
and a Pink Floyd fan 😎
An empath, such a yourself, from
a galaxy far, far away, can be of
great use to the Empire in the
ongoing fight against the Jedi.
The force is strong with you 💪
Dave’s not here, man.
The Sith Order has taken
over this bloggery asylum.
Jedi David is on his way
to an appointment with
Jabba the Hutt, all frozen
in carbonite.
Excellent, yes!?
I’m smuggling a load
of Tatooine Gold
(those Wookies go crazy
for that Tatooine Gold)
in the Millennium Falcon
listening to Van Morrison
on the bright side of the road
The Highway of Bloggery
is well on the way to liberation ✊
Muchos gracias, Señorita Gypsy 🙏
My friend Michael provided the
visual inspiration for this dark side
diversion 🌒
Hark 👂I can hear the electric
flamingo strumming of the Gypsy
Kings singing ‘Un Amor’ 🎶💝💃
Kudos to Michael on his Redpath-inspired oeuvre fabuloso! Me gusta molto. You know what, I can hear those notes, too! Magic in times of the C-thing? Gracias por la musica, siempre, amigo Redpath 💛 🎶💝💃
Ah, y una cosa mas: Por si te interesa, I just posted a video-interview on travel highlights. There might be something for your future travel explorations in there -you might likey:) Abrazos!!! 🤗🤗🤗
David Redpath 
Brilliant!
Yours truly,
Spacin’ Vader
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Thank you, Spacin’ Vader 🙏
Yours in the Force
. . . Dark Helmet ⚫
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Very good and timely this day!
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It isn’t safe to visit that Darth Mall.
Definitely shop online, Hal 👍 😎
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LOL – that made me giggle. 👍 Kimberly
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The Force is always happy
to be of service, Kimberley 😎
(That’s the Light Side, the Dark
Side is a bit of a party pooper).
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The dark side is sucking my happy happy joy joy *sing* right out of me as of late, so I’m THRILLED so come across the light side! Thank you Young Skywalker! 🙂
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Very clever! Love the acquisitive grasping pose.
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Darth Mall loves 🖤
to go shopping 😎
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How fun!
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Darth Mall snuck in one last
shopping expedition before a
complete Federation lock down 🔒
Luckily he got to buy that cute
little Ewok to keep him some
isolation company, Valerie 😎
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So enjoyed it!
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This one is my favourite so far 🙂
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The Force is strong with Michael.
He has a very high Midi-chlorian
count. He’s a Maxi-chlorian, as
we Jedi say. Ewoks and Hobbits
are Mini-chlorians 😎
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I wouldn’t know…
But I believe you 🙂
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I swear upon my lightsaber 🔦
(I often swear upon my lightsaber.
Especially when the batteries go
flat in the middle of a fight ⚔️)
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You are only human, my lord. If I had such a saber and such batteries, I’d be swearing too.
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My Sith apprentice, Darth Musk,
has been working on the problem.
He has developed the Elon long
life solar powered lightsaber☀️🔦
The only problem is I like to fight
at night 🌃 And preferably on the
dark side of the Moon 🌚 as befits
a Dark Side of the Force champion,
and a Pink Floyd fan 😎
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I can see your problem. Nothing makes the night brighter than a good duel. I wish I was better at science so I could help you.
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An empath, such a yourself, from
a galaxy far, far away, can be of
great use to the Empire in the
ongoing fight against the Jedi.
The force is strong with you 💪
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But aren’t we supposed to be the Jedi? Who’s speaking? Sorry, I think I have the wrong number…
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“Block me with all of your hatred
and your journey towards the dark
side will be complete!”
~ Emperor Ovaltine
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Hello, who’s this? I’d like to speak with David, please.
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Dave’s not here, man.
The Sith Order has taken
over this bloggery asylum.
Jedi David is on his way
to an appointment with
Jabba the Hutt, all frozen
in carbonite.
Excellent, yes!?
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Very nice, chief, very nice!
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Sorry Basilike.
After a brief skirmish
(long story), I’m back😎
Only droids and clones
were harmed in the
ensuing melee ⚔️ ☑️
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Thank the force you’re back! Darkness had descented upon your blog of light.
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I’m smuggling a load
of Tatooine Gold
(those Wookies go crazy
for that Tatooine Gold)
in the Millennium Falcon
listening to Van Morrison
on the bright side of the road
The Highway of Bloggery
is well on the way to liberation ✊
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That’s great to hear!
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Ahahahaha!!! Love the song remake with this. So so good. 😸
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I’ve just received a cease and desist
order from Patti Page’s lawyers!
They know not that they’re dealing
with a cranky Lord of the Sith Order.
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In the jungle of online shopping or musing, there are often hidden borders. 😹😎
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Being a Sith Lord means never
having to say you’re sorry 🚫
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Haha I feel sorry for the client services that have to deal with him though 😜😱
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The customer
with the lightsaber 🔦
is always right, Lia 😎
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🙂
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🎁 🐻
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Wot no mask? (Clearly no respect for others’ media-induced paranoia.)
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“Much more effective than a mask
is the dark side of the force.
Especially when out shopping.”
~ Darth Mall ⚔️🖤
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Darth Mall goes shopping with Darth Vader to buy the black cloak. hahaha
This one is frightening though.
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Fear not, Kritika!
The light side of the force 🔆
is just around the corner,
on the bright side of the road 😎
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Ah so true. 🙂
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Lol, muy divertido amigo! You are a cool-creativity-explosion as usual, Mr. Redpath.
Sending hugs and songs! 🤗🤗🎵🎵🎵
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Muchos gracias, Señorita Gypsy 🙏
My friend Michael provided the
visual inspiration for this dark side
diversion 🌒
Hark 👂I can hear the electric
flamingo strumming of the Gypsy
Kings singing ‘Un Amor’ 🎶💝💃
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Kudos to Michael on his Redpath-inspired oeuvre fabuloso! Me gusta molto. You know what, I can hear those notes, too! Magic in times of the C-thing? Gracias por la musica, siempre, amigo Redpath 💛 🎶💝💃
Ah, y una cosa mas: Por si te interesa, I just posted a video-interview on travel highlights. There might be something for your future travel explorations in there -you might likey:) Abrazos!!! 🤗🤗🤗
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Thanks Gypsy 🙏
Yes, my feet are getting itchy
to put on my ramblin’ shoe,
kick these Corona Virus blues,
and flee this Lock Down City 🔒
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Tienes mis maximas simpatias, Mr. Redpath!
This is a time where much paciencia is required. 🙏
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Loved this, David!! You crack me up!!!!
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“Excellent! Your journey to the
dark side now is complete, Chuck.”
~ Darth Mall 😎
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Ha! Is that a good thing??? LOL!
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No need for sunscreen 🚫🌑
on the dark side, Chuck 😎
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God, you crack me up, David! Being cooped up is making me a bit silly???
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It’s a contagion that seems
to be going around, Chuck.
Like cabin fever 🥴
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I do hope you got that ewok at a good price, David.
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I always get a good price, Chris,
when I park my fully operational
Death Star ⚫☠️ just above the
shopping mall 😎
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Ha!
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☣️😎☢️
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Now I know why I have stayed away from the mall. It has nothing to do with my Covid-laced imagination.
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As a young padawan I learnt the
hard way, Buckeye, that the food
court lunchtime bell tolls for those
poor souls who venture the Mall.
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Thanks David for sharing back. It just might be better to just brown bag it for lunch.
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