I heard the news today, oh boy!
Not from him … or her
… but from him …
Vague Rant, the Placebo Town prophet, warning that Zombies are coming out . . . shopping for fright night outfits! 👗
So stay away from the shopping malls
unless you wish to be mauled to bits!
Three Zombies and a Vampire; Amazing what can be done with a bit of make-up! As for Lolita the Vampire, in that midnight blue dress, no smoke and mirror of horror for her. A very thick layer of spray tan will protect her from the harsh rays of the sun ☀️ Day or night … Ghouls just wanna have fun!
It was just last Halloween
that the Vampire, Sweet Lolita,
came a-knocking at my door
asking the question,
“Trick or Treat?”
Always wanting more I replied,
“Why not both?”
At that, quick as a flash, Lolita
handed me my still beating heart 💗
Sadly, I’ve been a heartless Zombie,
with a taste for human flesh, ever since.
For a Zombie like me, Halloween
is just an excuse to get off my face 😎
Vague Rant would like to wish
all you monstrous infidels a most
horrendously horrific Halloween 🎃
~ David B. Redpath © 2022
‘David In His Closet’ artwork
courtesy of Multiple Michael © 2022