He Eat Dolce Vita (Revised)

He fly da vulture

He do stranger danger

He swamp da monster

He got winner envy

He lose by plenty

(Back in Twenty-Twenty
a geriatric beauty contest for
the filthy wealthy rich only)

From one son

Of a carpetbagger

To another son

Of a used car salesman

He cry loudly “Mummy!

Now he ‘Don da Teflon’

Dat King of Redaction
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He Crypto A Go-Go 💰

He no go hungry

He no good bunny

El Malo Samaritano

Realmente . . . Sí ✔️

He look orange monkey

He da sunshine faker

He hound dog brother

He da Beastie’s bestie

He some mother trucker

Be dat Rosemary’s baby

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