The Love Force

How can an intrepid Galactic Republic
emissary, suspected of being a Pfizer
messenger of ribonucleic acid, get
those midichlorian antibodies past
the Trade Federation blockade?

A benign midichlorian, but you really
don’t wanna get on it’s dark side,

or you could end up looking like

… Darth Insidious Richards 😱

The Million Mile High Club, aboard
a fully operational Death Star, where
Emperor Keith and his Sith Lord friends
are plotting the vivisection of Jar Jar Binks.
May the Force be with them 🙏😎

Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away …

“These aren’t the antibodies you’re
looking for.” ~ Jedi Red Pathogen

“Your mind powers will not work on me,
Jedi Scum.” ~ Sargent Grievous

“Just when I really need it, where
on Tatooine is my light saber, Luke?!
That wouldn’t happen to be my saber
hanging off your utility belt would it ?”
~ Jedi Red Pathogen

“If the Force was truly with you, there
would be no need to ask. And here, you
have my ration of ‘The Force’ tiolet paper.
My Jedi senses tell me you’ve soiled yourself
encountering those Imperial Troopers.”
~ Luke Slytaser

I may just have to tell Luke ‘Smart-Ass’
that Jagger the Hutt is his father . . .

and Barbie-Wan Kenobi his mother 🤔🕶️

How do I know this? What happens on
the Millennium Falcon, stays on the
Millennium Falcon’s warped hard drive 👀

The Empire Tourist Police strike back 🚨

“You’re exceeding your authority,
Darth Visa. I’m no tourist!
I’m a Rebel Alliance nerf herder🐰

… in the employ of Master Incendiary Modi

… of the Jedi High Council.”
~ Jedi Red Pathogen

Now a word from our sponsor, Darth Mall
. . . the Sith Lord of Black Friday 🛍️

Hey now
All you Wookiees
Put your lights on
Put your lights on
Hey now
All you Storm Troopers
Put your lights on
Put your lights on
‘Cause there’s a Hutt
Living under my bed
Jabbering in my ear
There’s an Ewok
With a hand on my head
Says I’ve got nothing to fear

Hey now
All you Padawan
Put your lights on
Put your lights on
Hey now
All you battle droids
Leave your lights on
You better leave your lights on
There’s a darkness
On this side of the Force
I still got a purpose to serve
So let your light shine
And I can change course
God, don’t let me lose my nerve
Don’t let me lose my nerve *

“Wake up, sleeper,
rise from the dead, and
Christ will shine on you.”

“Who shall separate us from the love
of Christ? Shall trouble, or hardship,
or persecution, or famine, or nakedness,
or danger, or sword? No, in all these
things we are more than conquerors
through him who loved us.
For I am convinced that neither death
nor life, neither angels nor demons,
neither the present nor the future, nor
any powers, neither height nor depth,
nor anything else in all creation, will
be able to separate us from the love of
God, that is in Christ Jesus, our Lord.”
~ Paul of Tarsus

“Love is the drug I’m thinking of.”
~ Bryan Ferry

Artwork 🎨
Courtesy of Multiple Michael © 2023

Multiple thankyous, Michael.
The Rebel Alliance greatly appreciates
your collaboration 🙏😎

——PICASSO——

(* Apologies to Erik Schrody 😎)

43 thoughts on “The Love Force”

    1. Just like the entire Star Wars saga.
      A science fiction where, in the future,
      we hopefully discover that love is the
      antidote to all of humanity’s man-made
      problems.
      Thanks for boarding the Millennium
      Falcon, Jonathan 🙏😎

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    1. Lucky for Keith he wasn’t into swimming,
      unlike his fellow Rolling Stone, Brian Jones.
      Otherwise he would’ve sunk like a stone.
      Yet, I’m sure his concussion had a major
      impact on Keith’s guitar style 🎸 😎
      Thanks for taking the trip aboard my
      refitted Millennium Falcon, Liz 🙏
      (despite the hyperdrive still not working)

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    1. Appreciated, John 🙏
      My fellow Rebel Alliance collaborator,
      Multiple Michael, was responsible for
      the artwork. The Empire has since
      punished Michael by sending him to
      a galaxy far, far away ⭐🚀 🌝 ✨😎
      I suspect you need to be a Star Wars
      fan to get all the references, John 🤔🕶️

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    1. From what I remember, Chewbacca,
      Multiple Michael (not a clone 🚫) and
      me, had a wookiee of a time that night.
      Chewbacca even won a game of (very
      politically incorrect) Ewok Tossing!
      Thanks for reminding me, Chuck 😎👍

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  13. Pretty crazy this Star Wars inspired magic mushroom trip is! But no one dissects Jar Jar. Didn’t you know that he’s the mastermind. The one true Sith Lord. Palpatine with his pseudo-immortality has nothing on him!

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    1. The magic mushrooms of Naboo do
      have a very high midi-chlorian count,
      which would explain Jar Jar Binks
      being strong with the force. For an
      aquatic sithilitic chakra of a lifeform,
      Jar Jar Binks makes a worthy Syth Lord.
      No phantom Dennis the menace is Jar Jar.
      Rather a chancre on the dark side of the
      Force ⚫ where the sun don’t shine 🌞

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    1. My pleasure, and likewise to you
      and your family, Jodi 🎄🎉🎁
      Indeed, there is much to squeeze on the
      Linda side of the force, with a big serving
      of love direct from the source 💞😎

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    1. May the Schwartz be with you, Jodi 😎
      When it comes to Jedi indigestion,
      Yoda highly recommends a big dose of
      midichlorian antibodies (Yes, George
      Lucas and his Star Wars franchise has
      much to answer for 🤔🕶️)

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