Mo’s Grooming Cult Of Love

I am the RED MO ๐Ÿ”ด

from El Morito

You may call me EL MO โ™ฅ๏ธ

She is ELLA MO

the Blue Monster mascot ๐Ÿ”ต

for Team Oreo โ„ข

My beloved fellow furry ๐Ÿ’™

and loving Moffur

of our yellow fur baby ๐Ÿถ

I just love the way ๐Ÿ’ž

she devours me ๐Ÿ’‹

like a chocolate chip cookie ๐Ÿช

She brings out

my inner monster

of cosplay romance

as I embrace

my chimeric dream

anthropomorphically

So easily

it would seem

all hairs and graces

with a zipper

in all the right places

My Little Miss Muppet

my blue monster of pleasure

wrapped around my throat

like a fluffy boa constrictor

So cute and hirsute

underneath … her hair suit

The furriest member

of my Grooming Cult

and all it takes

is a cookie to please her
๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜Ž

“Half Price Cookies! YUM!!!”

Nice and Yellow (not jaundiced) ๐Ÿ’›

Things can get a bit hot
inside a furry outfit
so why not shave it all off ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Kรกra is enjoying herself
way too much! โœ‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

~ David B. (the Red Mo) Redpath ยฉ 2024

59 thoughts on “Mo’s Grooming Cult Of Love”

  1. I love the cookie scream image. Edvard Munch would approve. Never thought of shaving for a furry costume. My hair has fallen out and grown back many times in the past. Kรกra was enjoying herself.

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    1. Actually, I have it on good authority
      that the post-muppet masterpiece ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ
      ‘Screaming Gingerbread Man’, is now
      a Norwegian national treasure, much
      to Edvard Munch’s displeasure ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
      Much like Kรกra’s unfortunate customers
      as she pretends to be a hairdresser โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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  2. So many angles and inferences possible for this delicate creation! I’m glad you could stay on the innocent side of things. Do you think Satyam REALLY GOT what you were talking about (or understood what SHE was talking about)? So many delightful angles! โค

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      1. All depends on which zippers are pulled. Was thinking of an episode of the original C,S,I. in Las Vegas, NV…with a convention of people dressed up in animal costumes—remember that one? If not, never mind! Was the head shaving for a particular project—like someone diagnosed with cancer, perhaps?

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      2. ‘World’s Greatest Shave’ is a charity event,
        held all across Australia, to raise money for
        for the Leukaemia Foundation. And yes, it
        is a particularly hair raising event ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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    1. In Australia you get a complimentary
      saucer of milk with your meal, Bojana.
      But then, I’m a registered therapy pet
      (a muppet in need of therapy ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ), so
      the restaurants allow me to dine in ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    1. Thank you.
      I was just having a bit fun with the
      anthropological state we’re in.
      Reinforced by a sycophantic and
      conformist culture, it’s in our nature
      to follow a leader. From a simple game
      of ‘Simon Says’, children engineered
      for a future in lockstep with a culture
      of subservience. Whether it’s Putin
      said, Trump said, or whoever else
      said, in some way we are all following
      a leader. It’s embedded in our cult-ture.

      Now for a digital marketing update;

      If something is free
      you are the product
      If you’ve ever used Reddit
      best try to delete it

      that’s why I pay for my
      WordPress site

      . . . but then
      I couldn’t give an AI bit

      Reddit’s big payday
      will be teaching AI
      to speak and think
      using every human
      word … and thought ๐Ÿ’ญ
      ever written on it ๐Ÿค–

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  3. So much humour and love here. Such fun and silly-but-smart vibes in your family tribe. Weird and wonderful post that seems to celebrate it all – the dark, heavy, light and bright sides of life. <33 xoxo

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    1. Thanks for taking the tour of El Mo’s
      Grooming Cult, Lia ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜Ž
      As you can see ๐Ÿ™ˆ it is a cut above โœ‚๏ธ
      all other grooming cults, with the.kind
      of makeover only a love of furry cosplay
      can offer ๐Ÿป

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