He Eat Dolce Vita (Revised)

He fly da vulture

He do stranger danger

He swamp da monster

He got winner envy

He lose by plenty

(Back in Twenty-Twenty
a geriatric beauty contest for
the filthy wealthy rich only)

From one son

Of a carpetbagger

To another son

Of a used car salesman

He cry loudly “Mummy!”

Now he ‘Don da Teflon’

Dat King of Redaction
◾️◾️◾️◾️◾️◾️◾️◾️◾️◾️

He Crypto A Go-Go 💰

He no go hungry

He no good bunny

El Malo Samaritano

Realmente . . . Sí ✔️

He look orange monkey

He da sunshine faker

He hound dog brother

He da Beastie’s bestie

He some mother trucker

Be dat Rosemary’s baby

He no Orlando Bloom

More like an algae bloom

Heaven’s angels flee

Whenever

He walks in da room 😈

He’ll golf club Cuba

And den smoke Havana

He da wheeler dealer

He do voodoo healer

He cure Che Guevara

He’ll Canada conquer

He be hoodoo leader

He scam Atlanta big crime

Yet he do no hard time?

Dat Apprentice Master

He got Stephen Miller

As Right Hand Gorilla 🦧

He crypt Golden Tower

He eat dolce vita

He cancel da culture

He’ll TRUMP-LAND Gaza
🗼🎡 🪂 ⛳️🏌🎢 🎪 🎠 🏖🏄

He no Saint Obama

He reheat old Dixie

He Tweet da Junkie

He dine da greedy

As he pardon turkey

To eat da needy

He Black Friday frenzy

He get wife for trophy 🏆

He blow da NATO

He da weenie Mussolini

He fit golf buggy snugly

As he say . . . “No, and no,
and no CONSPIRACY!”

One thing he can tell you
is confidentiality ain’t free
( just ask Mistress Stormy)

He avarice sponsor

He be uber spreader

He generous donor

He top secret taker

He snacks on grandma

He speaks da corn flakes

He hungry mouthpiece

He big business penis

He viagra da apparatus

He spandex da implants

He blame da Ukraine 🇺🇦

He Putin underpants

He stain on all of us 😢

He squeeze da juices

He cheese da slices

He teach true science

He counterfeit peace prize

Then stole da Tardis

He Doctor Who’s nemesis

He Iran da Hit Man

He corsage Bill Clinton

He no Hillary best friend

Miss Universe no miss him

As he felon da system

He full of conviction

He give narcissism meaning

He stalk Great Walrus

He be darkness footsteps

He da taxman locust 🦗

He pay bupkis

He give Bazos tax cuts

Elon he musk kiss 💋

He seek patriot short pants

He give rabies romance

He ‘Coup de Grâce’

Da trailer park ventriloquist

He give Kid Rock

Dat shrill voice

Even Lynyrd Skynyrd

Thinks he’s gross

(They told me confidentially 🤫
during a sweet Alabama séance )

He coitus da POTUS

So grossly acronymic

He in congress da office

Being da mostly

Obnoxiously neurotoxic

He be Putin’s first choice

He bend da straight

And ferments da hate

As he do da hocus pocus

The Best Left to Last
🔸️🔶️🥊 Versus 🥊🔷️🔹️
The Self-Righteousless

He reign in darkness ◼️

He twerks the O ring

Emitting dem horrendous

Greenhouse gasses 💨 😱

Even angelicals 😇

Need repent 🙏

How could they forget 😾

He da posse grabber (?!) 🙀

As he confects

Da heaven sent ☄️

With pseudo grace

As he laugh in da face

With a terrible dance

A YMCA disgrace

As he fuel da fossil

He drill, baby, drill

A real Primate

Climate Criminal

He limousine da back seat

He jack the Wall Street

He crack pepper da market

He preach da false profit

He confederates da riot

He working class opiate

He stroke dat bible belt

He scoundrel da patriot

He underlay da carpet

Lower than da underfelt

Democracy he tried to rig

Even Charlotte 🕷

Posted on the Dark Web 🕸

“He Ain’t No Humble Pig” 🐷

He nominate total control

His lawyers got no soul

He bork da process

He milks da snake oil

He poke da gun smoke

He broke da compass

He spark da trailer park

He berserk da shop clerk

You’d better run fast!

He bad seduction

He Meme da Bitcoin

He dice da Iceland

He strain da mutation

He mainline division

Young children he imprison

Taken for deportation

Even if born in the USA 🇺🇸

No matter what

Da Constitution say

Is he even human?

Never ever cross this guy

Or he’ll recommend you

To the Laser in the Sky 🙏

Courtesy of the Pentagon

MAGANESIA 🤔

He rant da repetition

He speak pure fiction

As truth soon forgotten

MAGANESIA 😳

MAGANESIA 🤪

He stokes da bitchin’

bakin’ in Hell’s Kitchen

He’s got all you watchin’

He Epstein boy friend

He sky high deception

He Ghislaine’s wingman

(He’ll commute her sentence
as he vacates the Whitehouse)

He plastic road trip

He tariff da deficit

He traffic limp biscuit

He dystopian syndrome

He one schlick geriatric

He tweets and he groans

As he points da bone

Tapping on his iPhone

Casting the last stone

He Targaryen finest

His game . . .

‘Sit On Da Throne’ 👑

With another sacrifice

In Minneapolis

At da Altar of ICE

That Night King 🥶

With winter coming

He lowers the highness

As the White Walkers

Of Industrial Disruption

Bearing gifts

Of gilded corruption 🤑

Bow down before him

He shame da brand name

With nobody else to blame

He bull in a china shop 🦬

A proud boy with da lot

And all da money Daddy got

But I say . . .

“Arrivederci teenie il Duce!
Get back Jojo. Get back to
where you once belonged.
The Reich Chancellery, Mordor,
Mar-a-Lago, the USSR, that
Golden Tower, or wherever?
3 more years … It isn’t forever.
In the meantime, I pray for
America. Both north and south
of the equator 🌎” 🙏

~ David B. Redpath ©2021-26

Artwork;
David B. Redpath © 2021-26

Sculpture Photographed;
‘The Thinker’ ~ by Wisam Ibrahim