Gloria the Head Huntress
and mud wrestler of splendour
forever in my thoughts
in her XL sized spandex dress
We first met
at the Double D Sports Bar
down by the railroad tracks
on the outskirts of Placebo Town
where we shared tequila shots
and spikes of crystallised comets
out back amongst the haystacks
but to her it was all business
as her brothers
the Warlocks of Crime
were locked up at the time
and it was down to her
to keep the workers in line
with a cold slap of the wrist
and a warm kiss of her fist
I never asked to meet her brothers
and I steered clear of her sister
Sweet Delilah the Philistine
a risk I could resist
as I didn’t wish to end up
chained between the pillars
at the Temple of Dagon
where the veins of many
were drained into one
As for Gloria herself
working The Double D Sports Bar
as ⭐ “Marilyn Mudroe . . .
the Mean Queen of Splatter!” ⭐
a fine specimen
of a battle hardened maiden
yet a princess of regal bearing
tall in the saddle
and bountiful of muscle
During the festive season
when the night portals
went off line
and Satan’s little helpers
were so hard to find
she would hold me tight
with a care package
of forgetfulness sublime
too sweet for the street
so I could tolerate
the family Christmas
surrounded by the ungrateful
and the jealously resentful
that I was not yet dead
Each year worse than the last
Gloria was all business
as she hunted for head
under alien skies
with her meteoric lust
thinly disguised
by the stardust in her eyes
but in her loneliness
under a shroud of darkness
I knew she longed for more
than shared needles
and the chemical caresses
of those Placebo Town nights
Something . . .
I just couldn’t give her
yet she ever
remains in my thoughts
the head huntress of madness
my mud wrestler of splendour
Gloria . . .
in her XL sized spandex dress
Words by David B. Redpath © 2023
Artwork 🎨 courtesy
of Multiple Michael © 2023
https://multiplemichael.wordpress.com/2023/02/26/jupiter-florida-three/
Gloria In XL Spandex
~ by David B. Redpath © 2023
Gloria Invictus
(in her manifestation as Marilyn Mudroe)
~ by David B. Redpath © 2023
Crazy good!
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The Double D Sports Bar thanks
you for your patronage 🙏😎
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I love the way you place the pics throughout the piece. I thought I might try that with something I’m writing atm, if that’s ok.
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Nothing new under the Sun 🌞
It’s a free WordPress ✔️
Thanks for dropping in 😎👍
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Wonderful.
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Appreciated, George 🙏
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It’s a magnificent read
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Thanks for stepping into the ring, Tanvir🙏
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Gloria the Head Huntress of Madness… that is quite the title! The Placebo Diaries just keeps getting better and better. I think I’m hooked…
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Grateful for your indulgence, Tanmay🙏
Fortunately there is help available for
those wishing to break free of a Placebo
habit, but the cure is poetically drastic ⛏️😎
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You found yourself in a tough situation, but you lived to tell the tale. I bow before your talents. It was such a fun read!
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Only by the hairs on my chinny chin chin,
Basilike. Those Warlocks of Crime don’t
take any prisoners. Fortunately for me
they didn’t mind their sister keeping me
as a plaything. Nonetheless, Gloria did
like to play rough ⚔️🖤 🛠️🥊😎
God . . . I miss her!
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I bet she thinks fondly of you too!
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💔 😪 🕶️
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Wonderful images abstract, surreal, unreal among the madness.
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Thank you, Timothy 🙏
In reality I did try my best to extract
some surreal from the madness of
Placebo Town . . . but then, I do get
easily abstracted. Thankfully I have
Multiple Michael to blame for that 😎
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Shiver . . . I’m going to stay far away from Placebo Town.
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Yes Liz, Placebo Town is an enigma
as it’s entirely situated on the wrong
side of the tracks 🚫 and nothing
ever seems quite right 🤔🕶️
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A lot of not quite right going around these days.
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Desolation Row is now the number one
tourist attraction in Placebo Town.
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I haven’t heard “Deja Vu” in years. Very apropos.
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Oops! Glad you liked Liz,
but wrong song 😎
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This is a very emotive song.
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I’m sure Bob Dylan wrote this song
after a trip to Placebo Town 🤔🕶️
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I think you’re right.
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What a romp … I keep thinking of either Tom Waits or HS Thompson.
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Glad you liked and romped, Jan.
Very flattered with the association 🙏
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A great film noir poem, David.
I love your Film Noir illustration at the very top.
It’s sort of Raymond Chandler meets Andy Warhol.
An interesting and fascinating combination.
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Thanks for attending the screening,
Christopher. Your reviews are always
greatly appreciated 🙏 😎 I often ask
myself … what would Federico Fellini
do if he was a broke baroque fantasist
poet down on his luck in Placebo Town?
The answer is ever the same. Without any
doubt, he’d dolce vita the best that he can.
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😂Surreal!
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Thank you, Shelley 🌺 😎
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You are truly one of a kind, David!
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That’s exactly what my therapist says🤔🕶️
Thanks Mitch 😎👍
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Well, this gave me the giggles. The characters are as colorful as the artwork! Very entertaining!! Nice work as usual, David😂
Pat
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Yes Pat, the nightlife of Placebo Town is a
dystopian kaleidoscope of dysfunction 🤔🕶️
Thanks for visiting a realm beyond all rhyme
and reason 🙏😎
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Your compassion is, I think, a reflection of God’s own.
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Thanks for your considerate
consideration, Anna 🙏
Perhaps the flip side of pure passion
is true compassion 🤔🕶️
“Take delight in the Lord, and he will
give you the desires of your heart.”❤️🔥
~ King David
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