“The Joker is yet another Smiley Face delivering a tour de force performance! βββββ π₯”
~Movie Critic, Emoji Today Magazine

“The Joker is yet another Smiley Face delivering a tour de force performance! βββββ π₯”
~Movie Critic, Emoji Today Magazine

“To truly Emoji one must be in
harmony with the symphony of
true cyber sympathy.”
~ The Sacred e-Book of Emo Jo

Psychoderelict …
Qu’est-ce que c’est ?!
“These are not the posts you’re
you’re looking for.” ~ Obi-Kan Wasabi
“I’ve been framed!”
~ Luke Dogwalker
“The moving finger, having pressed
the SEND button, moves on.”
~ The Sacred e-Book of Emo Jo

Ever since inception, Mr. Smiley Face
has felt the hand of destiny upon him.
But … he’s an Emoji in a big hurry.

And the hand of the Operator
moved across the Keyboard …
from the shallow mellow yellow
of the deepest ink cartridge void
to manifest in a once vacant place
the countenance of Mr. Smiley Face
Incorporated Slaughter
The war on Terror
A war that never ends
And pays great dividends
To the shareholders
Of Globalised Murder
A hostile takeover
Tribal and Fundamental
Privilege and power
Seized … never to yield
This world now
An Industrialised Battlefield

Welcome. I am Citizen Zen One, of
the Collective Cyber Consciousness.
Happy to greet you π You may make
a selection from my menu below β¬οΈ