“To truly Emoji one must be in
harmony with the symphony of
true cyber sympathy.”
~ The Sacred e-Book of Emo Jo

“To truly Emoji one must be in
harmony with the symphony of
true cyber sympathy.”
~ The Sacred e-Book of Emo Jo

Psychoderelict …
Qu’est-ce que c’est ?!
“These are not the posts you’re
you’re looking for.” ~ Obi-Kan Wasabi
“I’ve been framed!”
~ Luke Dogwalker
“The moving finger, having pressed
the SEND button, moves on.”
~ The Sacred e-Book of Emo Jo

Ever since inception, Mr. Smiley Face
has felt the hand of destiny upon him.
But … he’s an Emoji in a big hurry.

And the hand of the Operator
moved across the Keyboard …
from the shallow mellow yellow
of the deepest ink cartridge void
to manifest in a once vacant place
the countenance of Mr. Smiley Face
Incorporated Slaughter
The war on Terror
A war that never ends
and pays great dividends
to the shareholders
of Global Murder
The hostile takeover
Privilege and power
… never to yield
This world … an
industrialised battlefield

Welcome. I am Citizen Zen One, of
the Collective Cyber Consciousness.
Happy to greet you ๐ You may make
a selection from my menu below โฌ๏ธ